Schrödinbug

A schrödinbug is a bug that manifests only after someone reading source code or using the program in an unusual way notices that it never should have worked in the first place, at which point the program promptly stops working for everybody until fixed.

Limerence

…a neologism used to describe an involuntary state of mind which seems to result from a romantic attraction for another person combined with an overwhelming, obsessive need to have one’s feelings reciprocated…

iTunes on Windows is terrible, on the Mac, less so.

Microsoft gets a lot of stick for producing clunky software. But even during the dark days of the animated paperclip, or the infuriating “.docx” Word extension, they never shat out anything as abominable as iTunes – a hideous binary turd that transforms the sparkling world of music and entertainment into a stark, unintuitive spreadsheet.

Do math, become unstoppable.

All the hottest buttons are on this guy – you got SIN, COS, TAN. Heck, there’s even a button that just says MATH. What does it do?! I thought all of these buttons did that. Looks like you have quite an adventure ahead of you as you unlock the secrets of MATH, LOG, x-1, ALPHA, LN, and more. And for those of you old-school guys looking to do some of that classic math – we’ve got all your favorites – +, -, X and much more!