You go through life, thinking, ‘I am so smart, I am razor sharp prodigy genius man,’ and then you continuously do things that can only mean one thing: you’re not smart. You’re not even average. You’re dumb, you’ve always been dumb, you always will be dumb, and there’s nothing you can do to change it. Your parents were wrong when they told you otherwise. Set those books on fire because you won’t need them. Stop trying so hard to string words together because you’re just straining yourself, and no one’s listening anyway. You need to be taken to a facility where trained professionals can care for you, where they have enough coloring books to keep you occupied for years and years until you die trying to stab a mosquito on your throat with a fork.
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9GAG – How a browser works
Honda – The Cog
This WebRidesTV video is a commercial made by Honda to showcase the Honda Accord. It is a two minute video that shows Honda Accord parts interacting with each other similar to a Rube Goldberg machine.
via YouTube – Honda – The Cog.
Like Apple, everything just works.
This post part of Blogtober 2009. Might have something else later.
How Ferrofluid Works
Ferrofluid is an assemblage of magnetic particles engineered at the nanoscale, 100 times smaller than the wavelength visible light. Although too small to be imaged with microscopes, nano-products harness surprising properties from nanoscale physics for use in the macroscale world.
Worst. Website Design. Ever.
Seriously – WTF is this?!
Look at it. Just look at it. Surely that’s not even legal?
It’s so horrendously bad, it was named as 2008’s worst website of the year.
If you’re interested (or just want to experience the horror for yourself) in a larger version, hit this link.
Some guy on the internet has made a screencapture of the whole site – it’s fairly large, though. Hit this link.
Finally, if you want to experience the full experience for yourself, hit this link. At your own risk. I take no responsibility for what happens next.
Just. Astounding.