WOMEN can stop worrying about pear-shaped figures – fat bottoms have been scientifically proven to be a sign of good health.
Epic, epic lulz.
Seriously though… You only put news stories like that on the internet to generate lulz – and get on the front page of Digg.
However – don’t attempt to send this article to your wife (or partner). Doing so will imply that you think her bottom is fat (unless she already knows it, hah!).