-
Miniatur Wunderland
This. Is. Amazing.
-
Inconsistent Application
Alternate title: The End
Well, ladies and gents, it’s been a good ride. Through thick and thin, you’ve successfully managed to ignore the vast majority of my posts on here, so I guess this is it. I am, of course, referring to the imminent demise of the Facebook Notes importer that works via RSS. If you’re reading this on Facebook, then this is probably the last post you’ll see from me for a long, long time — but if you’re reading this on my, you know, actual blog (www.bennylingbling.com for those playing at home), then you’re guaranteed the same sporadic posts that you’ve always had, with a money back guarantee! Okay, maybe not that last part. But still, random sporadic posts should be good enough for anyone, right?
What follows is a post that has had to be written for a while now…
Primary School
The year is 2001, and the Benny Ling you know is just 10 years old and in Year 5. He’s sitting in class, when suddenly, the teacher plonks down the marked copy of a previous maths test. He looks down, incredulous, at that red lettering: 100%. The perfect score.
I remember it like it was ten years ago. Sitting in class, when my teacher at the time hands back that maths test. It was on the decimal system, as I recall, fractions and that sort of stuff, and I managed to get 100% on it. The teacher exclaimed to the whole class that she had checked it thoroughly, twice, and that I had actually gotten 100% on a maths test. One of my favourite memories, and yet, my report for that year reads something like so:
“He is a very capable in all aspects of language and test results confirm this, yet work is sometimes presented at a standard below his best.”
“Benny’s work on his German project was most disappointing, far below the standard of which he is capable.”
I still have that maths test, somewhere.
Year 6 is perhaps even more eye opening, at least in terms of reports:
“In SOSE, which requires him to do research and put in considerable effort for a good result, he does not achieve as well as in other areas.”
And perhaps the most scathing comment of all:
“He is a very capable student, but often only does the minimum necessary, and homework is frequently not completed or of a standard well below his capabilities.” … “He is able to write for specific purposes but often does as little as possible.”
I was one of those students that always strived to finish first. One of those students that strived to be the best — but only at things I knew I could actually be the best at.
Secondary School
Fast forward a few years. The year is now 2004, and the Benny Ling you know is now a few years older, and perhaps even a few years wiser. He gets his Year 8 interim report, and that’s when it all starts to fall apart…
-
xkcd: Wisdom of the Ancients
-
Speaking of kittens…
-
Written? Kitten!
A fantastic new website, where you write a few hundred words, and get a new kitten picture.
What’s really crazy is that, I just started writing… and managed to hit 100 words exactly. It was all drivel, but 100 words! Without planning it out. Makes very little sense, but it’s all correct and everything…
Once up on a time, there was a guy. This guy was like, hey, look, a webpage where people can write stuff into this here text box and get kittens! So this guy, right, he started writing.
And writing.
And writing.
He wrote and wrote and wrote, until he reached about the 100 word mark, in order to get a new kitten. Please, he begged the masters of the kitten counter, please, he just wanted to see a new kitten once he reached that special 100 word mark. Only ten more words to go, said he, and there it was.
Scary.

