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Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A

If you’re a gamer and haven’t heard of this famous button sequence, you likely fall into one of two categories: one, you’ve got a problem with lying, or two, you’ve got some sort of amnesia going on… and you might want to get that checked out. Or maybe you’re just really good at Contra.

via Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A.

…obviously, I’m not a gamer.

When I saw this, I seriously had no idea what it meant…

However, one interpid Digg commentator pointed out that inputting the above code will automagically expand all Digg comments, and by golly, it did too!

I was amazed.

A Month of Spam…

A Month of Spam

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Wow – that’s actually scary.

Like many Digg commentators, I rarely see any sort of spam due to Gmail’s excellent spam-blocker. Unlike some other things, it actually does work, and best of all, it’s free!

Gmail is awesome. I don’t know why more people don’t use it.

Caption Time: Steve Balmer at CES

Steve Ballmer at CES

Caption Time: Steve Balmer at CES – MacTalk Forums.

A couple of the popular ones:

1. Developers.
2. Developers.
3. Developers.

1 never gonna give you up
2 Never gonna let you down
3 Never gonna run around and desert you
rpt
1 Never gonna make you cry
2 Never gonna say goodbye
3 Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

1. I
2. Love
3. This Company

1. I like big butts and I can not lie
2. You other brothers can’t deny
3. That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist, and a round thing in your face, you get sprung

And my personal favourite:
Steve Ballmer discovers he has hands.