Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source.

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“You can also let the predictive sentence technology complete the sentence for you.”

“Everything is just a few hundred clicks away.”

“While the MacBook Wheel won’t hit the shelves for another three to fifteen months…”

“Senior product innovator…”

“Where people use their computers for actual work, and not just dicking around…”


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